next day delivery

And if your cream chargers do not arrive the next day, then what are you going to do? It is always possible to get another 24 hours – but as Jack Bauers will tell you, the first 24hours are critical – delivery after that could well soo it all going wrong – bombs and whipped cream everywhere.

24 hr delivery

So you need to make sure that at the very least the postman will knock twice, a third time is very unlikely to happen but twice is expected. The cream chargers with next day delivery will come knocking onto your door – and before you know it then you’ll have what you need and be ready for action. The idea of getting fresh whipped cream from a cow within that time frame is far from likely to happen – after all they need to eat all of the grass before they can even start the process of getting it all through their stomachs – and yes that is four of them – and the cream doesn’t get added until the last stomach – that delivery process alone is going to take longer than a full day and night! So compared to that then the sped with which you can create cream with cream chargers is an entirety different and speedy process – you could even say that it is instant!!! Well, actually you couldn’t because it does take a bit of time for the nitrous oxide to dissolve into the whipping cream before it is going to agitate, shake and roll its bubbly way to the surface – and out of the end of the nozzle!

and Mr Whip certainly came out on top – although after the whipping the leather needed to be creamed and cleaned.

Of course he is a bit budget so is using a can of coolwhip rather than the cool and stylish whipped cream dispenser – s all of the good work that e has put into his abs has been wasted by the poor choice of the kitchen implements that he has used for the expelling of his cream – is anyone else as disappointed as me about this one?…

No I guess not – so that must just e me then!

And what about the clean-up any suggestions for that one???

In other words do you want www.creamchargers.org.uk for the best whip cream chargers or www.whiplashbullwhips.co.uk for the leather whips

I am thinking that the Indiana Jones style of whipping can go along way – but you really need to be able to get refreshed with a nice ice cream sundae afterwards.

So just imagine that when you are strapped down and covered in whipped cream! Sort of like a froth, chargers and leather food fight where nobody has to leave the table hungry! Although they might leave with a bit of chaffing!

Also be aware that the whipped cream will loosen the grip upon the whip – so nasty accidents can occur! Which leaves you with the (possibly) obvious question, do you want Mr. Whip cream chargers or Best Whip? So what is it going to be – which type of charger do you want? And then, if you were going to squirt the cream – where would you wan it to go?? And when it got there, then what would you do next with it?

The idea of kinky whips and kinky cream is certainly nothing new and certainly nothing that we ever really need to worry about too much! But when the dispenser is poised and ready to go – you’ll be glad of the service that Mr Whip can provide for you!! So, the next question would e to be – who is going to play the cheeky monkey and will they be a good monkey after they’re encountered Mr. Whip? I think we might all be able to answer that question once we’ve gotten onto the dessert!!! So off you go now, go away and have some fun out there!!

The recipes will be coming – as will Mr whip!

cream chargers perfect parfait

so no drips on you if you can get it right! the idea is the same as with this liver parfait here excpet because nobody except heston would ever think of liver ice cream, you just substitute in  your favourite sweet things – so rather than offal it will offaly nice!

A parfait is basically a foam that has been thickened and set – in France it is an ice cream plumped up with air, but there is nothing to stop you doing the plumping up by means of a cream charger and sing nitrous oxide instead of air. The density can be controlled by the careful use of thickening agents such as agar-agar.

The hard part is getting the density right - you do not want anything as light as whipped cream – so don’t overcharge the liquid before you dispense it.

x-pole men

It is soon going to be pole dancing competition time – and we’ve got an X-Pole xpert to give away as the prize – so stay tuned to find out more. There will be a ranking and handicap system used so that a beginner can compete against a pole dancing professional and they’ll both get the same chance of winning. The short instructional session of bsic pole dancing moves led by an experienced teacher will give assistance to anyone that doesn’t think that they know even the simplest thing.

So now you’ve no excuse not to join in – think more poleoke than pole professional. The amateur will rule the world in the modern age of trying is succeeding.

Come along – you need to be in it, to spin it, to win it!

More details to be released over the next few months!

This picture attracted complaints – I can’t figure out why? Men on leads, power-lady in heels? That looks like a perfect combination to me!

voodoo man skydiving

This story involves an “actor” called Voodoo and a wannabe adult actress – the pair copulate whilst in a skydive freefall. This looks technically complicated if you watch the video – it’s also interesting to see the pilot cast a glance over his shoulder as they warm up whilst still in the plane.

The both of the people involved worked for a skydiving company and I understand they also both lost their jobs.

The company claimed to not know what they were intending – although I find it hard to believe that the pilot was unaware of the thrusting voodoo man in the pane….

It would seem that no laws were broken and a good time was had by all.

The full video can be seen here

Sometimes referred to as “the Ex” this is simple yet elegant solution to keeping your kitchen knives organized. The knives are sharp – and with five of them you’ve got all of the kitchen tasks covered from the big chopper to the little fiddly bits that only delicate hands can take care of. I spoke to a chef who gave the knives a 4/5 for quality – he said he’d never use them but then he is actually a culinary snob – so fort he rest of us then we can take an 80% as real recommendation.

Just be warned though – the chrome voodoo knife block is actually not chrome but actually chrome effect plastic – which has to be a bit tacky.

For the retro lovers there was a limited edition gold knife-man which is camp-cool and  could be thought of as your own little Oscar statuette – only perforated by knives – perhaps they should consider this idea for the ceremony – after all stabbing in the back is very associated with the movers and shakers in HollyWood. Find out more…. or perhaps even go shopping to get one for yourself? Incidentally I was researching this knife holder when I came across a really, really cool one here with knife holders that come in at $1,000 ! WOW – that really is understated expenditure.

gold voodoo knife block